HOW MUCH FOR A HUMAN?
Nov. 2015 Catalogue
Ethnicity:
Black (Caribbean)
Sex:
Female
Hair:
Black, Afro
Eyes:
Dark brown
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: None as of yet
Price: Quite cheap as opposed to
the white models. We’ll let her go for £300 quid.
Similar Stock: Rapidly rising in
demand
Notes: Cheaper than the male model
but also darker, very cute, fits the urban look.
Ethnicity:
White (British)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Blonde, Straight
Eyes:
Blue
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: None as of yet
Price: 5,000
Similar
Stock: High in Demand, Limited Stock!!!
Notes: Father was a buisnessman,
Mother was a collage student. This model is obviously going to be quite pricey
but is far superior than any other models. The perfect fit to your Aryan
dreams.
Ethnicity:
White (Norwegian)
Sex:
Female
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Blue
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: N/A
Price: still pricey but
significantly cheaper than the male model
Similar Stock: In Stock
Notes: Foreign, might have
difficulties with learning
Ethnicity:
European (Turkish)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Dark Brown, Straight
Eyes:
Dark Brown
Disabilities:
Deaf/Mute
Mental
Health: May have difficulties learning as a result of the “deaf/mute” situation
Price: £70 (Benefits Package
Included)
Similar Stock: Reasonably rare,
but not in demand
Notes: Fantastic aesthetic
qualities
Ethnicity:
Latino (Columbian)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Black, Straight
Eyes:
Dark Brown
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: Clear as of yet
Price: £650
Similar Stock: Limited Stock!!!
Notes: Beautiful Aesthetic appeal
and might stick out in family photos but wont let you down in most areas
Ethnicity:
White
Sex:
Male
Hair:
White, Straight
Eyes:
Blue
Disabilities:
“Albino”
Mental
Health: N/A
Price: £4000 (On the pricey side
but not quite as much as the blonde models)
Similar Stock: Limited Edition!!! Only
Model available!!!
Notes:
Slightly cheaper than the Blonde model. Striking aesthetically!!! Great for
photos!!!
Ethnicity:
White (British)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Blonde, Straight
Eyes:
Blue
Disabilities:
Down syndrome
Mental
health: Learning difficulties
Price: Name Your Price!!!
Similar Stock: Moderate supply,
Low Demand MUST GO NOW
Notes: Significantly cheaper than
the other models but still good
Ethnicity:
Half White (English) Half Black (Jamaican)
Sex:
Female
Hair:
Brown, Curly
Eyes:
Turquoise
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: N/A
Price: £1,000
Similar Stock: This model Is
selling out FAST!!!
Notes: Extremely popular at the
moment and in demand.
Ethnicity:
White (Irish)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Ginger, Messy
Eyes:
Blue
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: N/A
Price: £900
Similar stock: Low Stock
Notes: This model is recommended
as a cheaper alternative to the Blonde model, not as appealing but just as
functional.
Ethnicity:
White (Scottish)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Blonde, Straight
Eyes:
Blue
Disabilities:
Genetically Prone to Obesity
Mental
Health: N/A
Price: £900
Similar Stock: In Stock
Notes: Try not to feed this as
much and you should be good
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern (Syrian)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Black, Straight
Eyes:
Unresponsive
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: N/A
Price: Now Only a tenner (FREE
BLACK BAG!!!)
Similar Stock: Responsive models
are available however importation is tricky so stock is inconsistent
Notes: Water Damaged, featured as
a model in a number of newspapers, still good for pictures
Ethnicity:
White (Welsh)
Sex:
Female
Hair:
Dark Blonde, Straight
Eyes:
Brown
Disabilities:
Congenital amputee
Mental
Health: Clear as of yet
Price: £100 (Benefits Package Included)
Similar Stock: These models
infrequently in stock but always cheap when they are
Notes: Mentally Capable but may
struggle with simple physical tasks
Ethnicity:
White (?)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown/Hazel
Disabilities:
Premature
Mental
health: clear as of yet
Price:
Prices vary £750-£1000
Similar
Stock: only available for pre-order
Notes:
Premature (might take a while for delivery)
*we
cannot be held responsible for models that arrive damaged
Ethnicity:
Black
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Black, Curly
Eyes:
Dark Brown
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: Clear as of Yet
Price: £1000
Similar Stock: Prices can vary for
this model but they are always in stock
Notes: Lighter than the female
version and a little more expensive
Ethnicity:
White (Albanian)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Brown, Straight
Eyes:
Blue
Disabilities:
Congenital Amputation
Mental
Health: Clear as of yet
Price: £40 (Benefits Package
Included)
Similar Stock: Rare but unpopular,
Many of these models are disposed of
Notes: Might struggle with a
number of physical activities but still mentaly active.
Ethnicity:
African (Congolese)
Sex:
Male
Hair:
Black, Afro
Eyes:
Dark Brown
Disabilities:
N/A (a few scars so we knocked off 10 quid)
Mental
Health: Clear as of yet
Price: £390
Similar Stock: These models are a
nightmare to import so it might take an additional 10-12 working days for
delivery
Notes: cute “Tribal” necklace
included. Great for that Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt look.
Ethnicity:
Asian (Chinese)
Sex:
Female
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Dark Brown
Disabilities:
N/A
Mental
Health: Clear as of yet
Price: 1,000 (negotiable)
Similar Stock: We’ve had to stop taking this model in and some of
the ones we had stocked we got rid of but now regulations have changed in China
so the supply is likely to significantly deplete
Notes: Very stylish and trendy
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